Its Valentines Day, and I have a gift for you, babe! I know its been a tough few months for us, but I think I have the solution. This is going to save our relationship! Please dont take it the wrong way. I still love you! I just dont fancy you anymore. This is the solution. You want me to be happy, right? So just lock your cock away in this, give me the key and let me live out my wildest fantasies knowing youre tucked away safely.